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Same here! I'm so sad what happened to the expensive parrot.
From: jpl
Subject: FW: Mama's Bible
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2011 21:43:39 -0500
Did not expect that, pretty funny!!!!
Subject: FW: Mama's Bible
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2011 21:43:39 -0500
Did not expect that, pretty funny!!!!
MAMA'S
BIBLE
> Four
> brothers left home for college, and they became
> successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years
> later, they chatted
> after having
> dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able
> to give their elderly mother who lived far away in
> another
> city.
>
>
> The first said, "I had a big
> house built for
> Mama."
>
>
> The second said, " I had a
> hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
> house."
>
>
> The third said, "I had my
> Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to
> her."
>
>
> The fourth said, "You know
> how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't
> read anymore because she can't see very
> well.
>
>
> I met this preacher who told
> me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It
> took twenty preachers 12 years to teach
> him. I had to
> pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to
> the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name
> the chapter and verse
> and the parrot will recite
> it."
>
>
> The other brothers were
> impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You
> notes.
>
>
> She wrote: " Milton ,
> the house you built is so huge I live in only one room,
> but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks
> anyway."
>
>
> "Marvin, I am too old to
> travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
> delivered, so never use the Mercedes. The thought was
> good.
> Thanks."
>
>
> "Michael, you gave me an
> expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50
> people, but all of my friends are
> dead,
> I've
> lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it.
> Thank you for the gesture just the
> same."
>
>
> "Dearest Melvin, you were
> the only son to have the good sense to give a little
> thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank
> you."
>
>
> Luv
> Ya,
>
>
> MAMA
BIBLE
> Four
> brothers left home for college, and they became
> successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years
> later, they chatted
> after having
> dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able
> to give their elderly mother who lived far away in
> another
> city.
>
>
> The first said, "I had a big
> house built for
> Mama."
>
>
> The second said, " I had a
> hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
> house."
>
>
> The third said, "I had my
> Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to
> her."
>
>
> The fourth said, "You know
> how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't
> read anymore because she can't see very
> well.
>
>
> I met this preacher who told
> me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It
> took twenty preachers 12 years to teach
> him. I had to
> pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to
> the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name
> the chapter and verse
> and the parrot will recite
> it."
>
>
> The other brothers were
> impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You
> notes.
>
>
> She wrote: " Milton ,
> the house you built is so huge I live in only one room,
> but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks
> anyway."
>
>
> "Marvin, I am too old to
> travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
> delivered, so never use the Mercedes. The thought was
> good.
> Thanks."
>
>
> "Michael, you gave me an
> expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50
> people, but all of my friends are
> dead,
> I've
> lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it.
> Thank you for the gesture just the
> same."
>
>
> "Dearest Melvin, you were
> the only son to have the good sense to give a little
> thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank
> you."
>
>
> Luv
> Ya,
>
>
> MAMA
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